Our September Derby Doll of the Month has an extensive and colorful vocabulary, yet she has no concept of the word “FEAR” and has never uttered the word “CAN’T.” She rarely even says “NO.”

Since joining the Dolls in 2011, she has literally sailed in and out of our lives more than once. After passing into level 3 of our Bootcamp program, she and her husband pulled anchor, sailed to Mexico, sailed back, sailed to Mexico, and sailed back again. They both have adventurous hearts, but this time we hope they are here to stay.

She wears MANY, MANY hats in our league. She has been an impartial referee, inspires and challenges us as a coach, keeps us on task as a Bout Betty, and makes our public face exciting and professional as our Newsletter Coordinator. She has probably even taken on another job as this is being published. She is also the oldest active skater in our league, and she’s pretty darn proud of it.

Put your hands together for our very own Energizer Bunny: Marr Bulls!

Melissa Mayhem

Author at San Diego Derby Dolls

I have been skating with the derby dolls since 2011 and began coaching in 2013.